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Mockstar Mafia Canvas Tote
👜✨ Starting Rumours — Mockstar Tote Bag
For the girl who carries snacks, secrets, and a little bit of chaos.
This is the tote for every Mockstar on the move — a dreamy, rock-and-roll-mystic bag that feels like merch you’d snag at a sold-out show or find hanging backstage next to a velvet curtain and a tambourine.
Designed with your signature shoegaze haze, witchy symbolism, and tour-poster energy, this tote is equal parts practical and iconic.
⭐ Why You’ll Love It
Lightweight but strong enough to carry all your emotional support items
A bold, aesthetic design that makes people go “wait—WHERE did you get that?”
Perfect lavender + vintage-rock palette that screams Starting Rumours
Big enough for notebooks, journals, groceries, baby stuff, and the occasional life crisis
Gives off “I know things” energy
🎤 Perfect For
Podcast fans
Musicians, mystics, writers, backstage lurkers
Moms who want to look cool at the farmers market
Anyone living in their main-character era
💜 The Vibe
Think:
Fleetwood-Mac-core → meets → rock-goddess witchcraft → meets
“I’m soft, but I will absolutely flip a tarot card on you.”
This tote isn’t just a bag.
It’s an accessory for the storyline.
👜✨ Starting Rumours — Mockstar Tote Bag
For the girl who carries snacks, secrets, and a little bit of chaos.
This is the tote for every Mockstar on the move — a dreamy, rock-and-roll-mystic bag that feels like merch you’d snag at a sold-out show or find hanging backstage next to a velvet curtain and a tambourine.
Designed with your signature shoegaze haze, witchy symbolism, and tour-poster energy, this tote is equal parts practical and iconic.
⭐ Why You’ll Love It
Lightweight but strong enough to carry all your emotional support items
A bold, aesthetic design that makes people go “wait—WHERE did you get that?”
Perfect lavender + vintage-rock palette that screams Starting Rumours
Big enough for notebooks, journals, groceries, baby stuff, and the occasional life crisis
Gives off “I know things” energy
🎤 Perfect For
Podcast fans
Musicians, mystics, writers, backstage lurkers
Moms who want to look cool at the farmers market
Anyone living in their main-character era
💜 The Vibe
Think:
Fleetwood-Mac-core → meets → rock-goddess witchcraft → meets
“I’m soft, but I will absolutely flip a tarot card on you.”
This tote isn’t just a bag.
It’s an accessory for the storyline.