Mockstar Mafia Canvas Tote

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👜✨ Starting Rumours — Mockstar Tote Bag

For the girl who carries snacks, secrets, and a little bit of chaos.

This is the tote for every Mockstar on the move — a dreamy, rock-and-roll-mystic bag that feels like merch you’d snag at a sold-out show or find hanging backstage next to a velvet curtain and a tambourine.

Designed with your signature shoegaze haze, witchy symbolism, and tour-poster energy, this tote is equal parts practical and iconic.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Lightweight but strong enough to carry all your emotional support items

  • A bold, aesthetic design that makes people go “wait—WHERE did you get that?”

  • Perfect lavender + vintage-rock palette that screams Starting Rumours

  • Big enough for notebooks, journals, groceries, baby stuff, and the occasional life crisis

  • Gives off “I know things” energy

🎤 Perfect For

  • Podcast fans

  • Musicians, mystics, writers, backstage lurkers

  • Moms who want to look cool at the farmers market

  • Anyone living in their main-character era

💜 The Vibe

Think:
Fleetwood-Mac-core → meets → rock-goddess witchcraft → meets
“I’m soft, but I will absolutely flip a tarot card on you.”

This tote isn’t just a bag.
It’s an accessory for the storyline.

👜✨ Starting Rumours — Mockstar Tote Bag

For the girl who carries snacks, secrets, and a little bit of chaos.

This is the tote for every Mockstar on the move — a dreamy, rock-and-roll-mystic bag that feels like merch you’d snag at a sold-out show or find hanging backstage next to a velvet curtain and a tambourine.

Designed with your signature shoegaze haze, witchy symbolism, and tour-poster energy, this tote is equal parts practical and iconic.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Lightweight but strong enough to carry all your emotional support items

  • A bold, aesthetic design that makes people go “wait—WHERE did you get that?”

  • Perfect lavender + vintage-rock palette that screams Starting Rumours

  • Big enough for notebooks, journals, groceries, baby stuff, and the occasional life crisis

  • Gives off “I know things” energy

🎤 Perfect For

  • Podcast fans

  • Musicians, mystics, writers, backstage lurkers

  • Moms who want to look cool at the farmers market

  • Anyone living in their main-character era

💜 The Vibe

Think:
Fleetwood-Mac-core → meets → rock-goddess witchcraft → meets
“I’m soft, but I will absolutely flip a tarot card on you.”

This tote isn’t just a bag.
It’s an accessory for the storyline.